Top 10 Worst Cartoon Characters of All Time
#10 —
Tweety Bird: You know there's a problem when every single kid roots
for the "hero" to be devoured in each episode. No sense
of humor. No personality. Annoying voice. Plus he was always tattling.
I knew kids like this growing up. Most of them ate paste, sat in
the front of the bus, and got me in trouble.
#9 — Grape
Ape: A real moron. All he knows how to say is his name. And he does
so non-stop for a half an hour. I'd rather watch "Davey and
Goliath Covet Their Neighbors Model Airplane."
#8 — Olive
Oyl: Am I the only one out there who thought this was one lady NOT
worth fighting over? And that's what they did every episode! She
talks like Edith Bunker and looks like a pipe cleaner with a cheap
hat. Hey, Popeye, you're a sailor . . . you can do better! Plus
Olive can never decide if she wants to date that jerk Brutus or
not. The girl is just bad news.
#7 — Petunia
Pig: Remember her? Porky's girlfriend? She was a real zero. What
was the point of her anyway? To make Porky look good? Come on, who
did they think they're fooling. We all know Porky is gay.
#6 — Pebbles
& Bam-Bam, as teenagers: What were they thinking? Were they trying
to cash in on the "Joanie loves Chachi" thing? And how
come every cartoon teenager plays in crumby rock band? An awful
— and thankfully shortlived — idea.
#5 — Pepe
LePew: Hello, Warner Brothers, ever heard of sexual harassment?
Let's take a good look at this character; a horny, rapist skunk
who's attracted to other species! NOT good for the kids. Plus, worse
still, he's French.
#4 — Alan,
from Josie and the Pussy Cats: How weak was this "Fred"
clone? They even gave him an ascot, for crying out loud. Well, I
knew Fred. I grew up with Fred. Fred was like a friend of mine.
Let me tell you something . . . you're no Fred.
#3 — Zan
and Zana, the Wondertwins: How many times do we have to say it?
Leave the crimefighting to the professionals! "Form of . .
. an idiot!" They should have been voted out of the Hall of
Justice a long time ago. There's no room for dead weight in this
game.
#2 — Kazoo,
from the Flintstones: It's like "Hmmm, a miniature, green spaceman
who appears only to Fred Flintstone isn't enough of a stretch. I
know! Let's give him a snotty London accent!" Um, could I get
a drug test from Hanna Barbara, please?
#1 — Scrappy Doo: And, really, who else COULD it be? This guy ruined Scooby Doo! Just came in and ruined it! Scrappy is the Yoko Ono of Saturday morning cartoons. I can't even talk about it anymore. It's too upsetting.
