Valerie Blassey • Graphic Design

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25 Snappy Comebacks to the Question "Why Aren't You Married Yet?"

1. You haven't asked yet.
2. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
3. What? And spoil my great sex life?
4. Nobody would believe me in white.
5. Because I just love hearing this question.
6. Just lucky, I guess.
7. It gives my mother something to live for.
8. My fiance is awaiting his parole.
9. I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss America.
10. Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?
11. I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
12. It did not seem worth a blood test.
13. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
14. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
15. My Co-op board does not allow spouses.
16. I would have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
17. They just opened a great new singles bar on my block.
18. I would not want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
19. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo rituals.
20. What? And lose all the money I have invested in running personal ads ?
21. We really want to, but my lover's spouse just won't go for it.
22. I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
23. Why aren't you thin?
24. I'm married to my career, although recently we have been in a trial separation.
25. (Bonus reply for single mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.