The Wall Street Journal is read
by the people who run the country.
The New York Times is read by people
who think they run the country.
The Washington Post is read by
people who think they should run the country.
USA Today is read by people who
think they ought to run the country but don't really understand
the Washington Post. They do, however, like their smog statistics
shown in pie charts.
The Los Angeles Times is read by
people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare
the time, and if they didn't have to leave L.A. to do it.
The Boston Globe is read by people
whose parents used to run the country and they did a far superior
job of it, thank you very much.
The New York Daily News is read
by people who aren't too sure who's running the country, and don't
really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
The New York Post is read by people
who don't care who's running the country either, as long as they
do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
The San Francisco Chronicle is
read by people who aren't sure there is a country, or that anyone
is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand
for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped
minority feministic atheist dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal
aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are democrats.
The Miami Herald is read by people
who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.
The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery
