There once was a man who liked coffee and cream

                        He went to drink it but heard a loud scream.

                        He went down the street to see what was making the racket

                        When he turned the corner he saw a man with a hatchet.

                        The man with the hatchet gave a startled look

                       And scraped the man's stomach with the end of a hook.

                       The man who liked coffee and cream yelled OUCH!

                       While thick green piles of mucus spilled out.

                       People screamed and ran for their lives

                  When the man with the hatchet began throwing knives.

                       Finally a woman found a noose and caught him;

                       He couldn't get loose.

                       The cops came and took him away,

                      And that was the end of the hatchet man's day.

                                                   By Mindy Young