The Mailbox

Welcome to the New Ground Remix mailbox! Most of the mail here is in response to this page... Some is just silly mail I got based on silly things I did.
First Fan Letter:
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Date: Mon, 29 Jan 96 21:49 EST
X-Sender: droopy@pop.tiny.com
To: tfulp@fast.net
From: droopy@tiny.com (Deputy Dog)
Subject: Penguin love.

I can't believe you can have this crap. I represent the lollipop gang and I find your perverted behavior rude and unacceptable. All the little people out there will stand up and revolt against you and your little friends.


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
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Date: Wed, 07 Feb 1996 22:09:52 Eastern Standard Time
From: donatello@tmnt.com
Sender: howard_pm@surging.com (Howard Widensky)
Subject: None
To: tfulp@fast.net

Dear: Tom Fulp

Thank you for sending your message to the ninja turtles. We really appreciate it.

I waste my time writing to Donatello and this is the crap I get in return.


I don't know what the hell this is!
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Date: Mon, 08 Apr 96 00:42:12 -0700
From: jesperg@kajen.com
To: tfulp@fast.net
Subject: (no subject)

ditt jävla svin


A future girlfriend?
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Date: Mon, 26 Jun 95 18:30:41 -0700
From: AstroGirl
Organization: I'm in love with Sven Vath Corp
To: tfulp@fast.net
Subject: Mad page!!!

I'm the only person (in my country anyway) I know who likes the chem brothers and its just good to see someone else who thinks their awesome too! :D Anyway you have a truly excellent page and your a phukkin legend, anyone who likes the chemical brothers is!!!!!1 You've brightened my day! (Now all I have to do is pray someone plays them at a decent rave :)

Katy :D
http://woody.lawnet.com.au/~katy/


A Bit too Religious?
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Date: Tue, 09 Apr 1996 08:22:47 -0700
From: tom jansto
Organization: celerity
To: tfulp@fast.net
Subject: your homepage and beyond
X-URL: http://www.users.fast.net/~tfulp/

i just stumbled across this page and its contents, quite by accident. you have obviously taken quite a bit of time to generate this site, and is quite apparent. the content leaves alot to be desired though, in my opinion. i'm sure that won't particularly impress you, it might even be exactly the reaction you want to get. i am not shocked though, i only feel for you. you stated that you have no purpose one one of your pages, and that particularly bothers me. you are not a wasted life. if you haven't guessed by now, i am a Christian, one who believes, and is positive, that my life here is not worthless, because the precious Son of God died on the cross, and then rose again on the third day, all for my sins. Christ is the one who has given my life purpose, simply by my giving my life to Him. By accepting Him as my Saviour, i have received so much from Him. not only do i now have an eternal life in Heaven with Him, i have joy in my life here on earth. it is not just superficial happiness, but a joy that transcends anything satan has to offer here on earth. you may not believe all this, you may say it is merely the invention of a bunch of old men a long time ago trying to rule me and make me do what they want me to. if that belief is ultimately true, then i guess my belief system brings me only temporary joy while here on earth, i die, and nothing else goes on. but if your belief system is ultimately proven wrong, and it will be, then you are bound for hell in a body that will never cease to feel the fires and torments of hell, forever separated from God. i beg you to please reasses your beliefs. i'm not asking you to follow a religion made by man, but by the Holy Word God wrote down in the Bible. John 3:16 says "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life". there is no work you should do, or can do, to have this eternal life. it comes from God, a free gift. Ephesians 2:8-9 state "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: not of works, lest any man should boast". you need only accept Jesus Christ as your Saviour to reeceive this gift. Romans 10:9-10 tells us "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised Him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness: and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation." please accepth this free gift, and receive the precious, precious Lord Jesus Christ.

tom jansto

Let us kids have some fun! Golly!


Gonna get some...
A while back, Andy W. and I witnessed a show on TV about the Internet. They had a bunch of school kids talking about it like they were experts. This bothered me greatly, mainly because I am jealous that I could never had been the school kid on TV talking about computers, but I had to get revenge anyway. I wrote down the e-mail address of the person one of the girls was writing to... Apparently, it was her boyfriend. Take a look:

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Date: Tue, 12 Mar 1996 22:40:09 EST
From: EZCW41A@prodigy.com (MR DON C TAVANO)
To: tfulp@fast.net
Subject: Re: Hi there!

Yes, that "hot friend" is my girlfriend. . .I'm flattered you think so highly of her.

Perhaps you can tell me how everyone is getting our addresses? I can explain how you got mine, but hers was NOT shown anywhere on that video... I should know, I have a personal copy- and reviewed it. No, I'm afraid that her phone number will remain somewhat classified information.

DT


Meanwhile...
I went to work seducing to the girl from TV...

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Date: Wed, 13 Mar 1996 23:22:05 EST
From: Ad_Mare@prodigy.com (MISS JENNIFER L OFFTERMATT)
To: tfulp@fast.net
Subject: Re: Hi!

Glad to know you watched the show. As for my braces, I just got them off. I didn't like them too much, 'cause they get annoying after awhile.

Jennifer


Back to the boyfriend...
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Date: Wed, 13 Mar 1996 20:50:08 EST
From: EZCW41A@prodigy.com (MR DON C TAVANO)
To: tfulp@fast.net
Subject: Re: Hi there!

No, I do not lack observational skills... you see, we must have different versions of the tape because it is NOT there, but I will look again.
You see, we're quite tired of unknown people E-mailing her unnessesary things... most guys tend to think with their lower brain when they see her E-mail address. Quite frankly sir, I don't like it at all. You havn't seen the E-mail's she's received so far. It just shows that some people have a little too much free time on their hands. (Although, it should be expected with some out there)
For your question, we've been going out for one year and three months.


I don't give up on him...
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Date: Thu, 14 Mar 1996 20:57:19 EST
From: EZCW41A@prodigy.com (MR DON C TAVANO)
To: tfulp@fast.net
Subject: Re: Hi there!

Nosey little bugger arn't you... yes, we met here, on-line. Yes, I do know her, and does she put out? Well, I don't think thats any of your buisness and I don't apprecheate you asking! No, she doesn't want to make a movie.


It keeps getting worse!
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Date: Fri, 15 Mar 1996 22:09:31 EST
From: EZCW41A@prodigy.com (MR DON C TAVANO)
To: tfulp@fast.net
Subject: Re: Hi there!

I speak on her behalf because I know her so well. So I may be a bit protective over her- I do love her very much. I don't blow up whenever she talks to another guy, I don't mind it at all. But when you start asking personal questions- trying to put moves on her, especially from someone who's only seen her in a Internet video, someone who I don't know, then I think I would have the right to get annoyed..

I am not hindering her in becomming famous, first of all, you don't even know how she got on that video. I'm sure if some RESPECTABLE person called her and asked her PROFESSIONAL questions about actually starring, I'd be very proud of her. But since it's comming from some horney ass prick, AKA, you, I don't think we're going to take you very seriously.

Now, you say it's a shame that I can't find anyone outside of a computer? Here are some facts for your sake; she's the only girl I met on-line, and right now, I'm not looking for anyone else so what you said doesn't apply. It's a shame you had to waste your time seeing if you can get Jen when you only saw her on a VIDEO. Seems like your the one who can't "Get anyone outside of a computer."

Now you can go and find another internet video and fullfill your dream of having an on-line chick... because you are NOT getting mine.

Oh, you can also stop E-mailing both of us, because you won't be getting any replies. I think we've had enough fun with you.

Don AND Jen

I'm hurt. Oh well. I left them alone after this one.


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