Pandamodium

Any fan of the Ranma series should know about Genma. He is Ranma's father! Genma has a slight problem, though. When he gets wet, he turns into a giant panda bear! The good thing about this is that he is a really cool panda bear, so here is a panda page in dedication to him.

Genma sleeps a lot because he spends his nights at raves.

If I turned into something when I got wet, I'm not sure what I would want to turn into. Perhaps a rhinocerous, so that I could kick ass. Turning into a rhinocerous could have its problems, however, because if I get wet in someones house I would probably break their couch and knock over their lamps when I turn into a rhino. Perhaps a field mouse would be nice. I could burrow under the ground and go anywhere. I would run around in the girls shower room. Actually, a lizard might be good. People are less likely to kill a lizard than a mouse, and I could always rip off my tail and run away if someone tried to catch me. Did you know that wolves sometimes chew off their legs to escape traps?

Oh look... I strayed off subject. Oh well. You just can't deny the fact that the New Ground Remix is better than you. You are all sheep. We are the wolves. Ya know what wolves do? That's right. They eat sheep for breakfast! They also eat them for lunch and dinner, but that isn't part of the saying. If you want to get out of the flock, follow every word we say and send us money and e-mail.